We're friend of tree: FSC certified, sustainable & responsible sourced paper, premium, thick/high GSM stock
Also includes: In-built speaker & battery. Automatic 3D moving parts, sounds & bright LED flickering lights. HD inks & 360° printing
Long-lasting: Your relationship is currently functioning beautifully just like this card's mechanics, which can loop 2,000+ times
Purposeful Delay: Sounds, lights & side-eye movement automatically start ~1-2 secs after opening for extra surprise factor!
Loops: Each lasts ~20secs. Plays x3 times then pauses so thy can safely (& sanely) add a romantic love note to try and explain yourself inside. Simply open & close card to restart chaos
Love, but it's limited edition: We're a small UK business, so small drops ensure your joke Valentine's Day card becomes a unique, historical moment in your relationship
Large A5 size plus thick, coloured envelope
This card contains an in-built coin/button battery. Please keep away from children. Swallowing can lead to serious chemical burns, perforation and death. Severe burns can occur within two hours of ingestion. If you suspect a coin battery has been consumed or placed within the body contact your NHS - 999/111
